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RBF: Nintendo Fan's Lust by Joshcube

ENOUGH! No more of this buttery whining about an anime character being written badly! This place is suppose to showcase the noxious translucent sludge of fanfiction leaking from the vast garbage bag that is the internet, and this story has enough of it to fill an olympic-size swimming pool. YTMND troll Joshcube takes Princess Peach, Zelda, and Samus on an erotic and badly-spelled adventure.

Nintendo Fan’s Lust by JoshCube

Ok I have noticed that alot of people now days dont make stories about themselves, well I hope that changes cause sometimes it makes it more interesting. I dont like making erotic stories too long, so here is a short one. This is a story about me having sex with Peach, Zelda, and Samus. Nintendo girls I have loved ever since I was a child. Though they arent real, I share a special bond with them. The funny thing is, I diddnt start getting a nasty mind about them till I was about 12 years old, then I started to think dirty about them. So yeah, its a special bond. Like once my innocent mind grew up with them, and then my adult-hood went to the next level.

Legal Stuff: There are sexual scenes in this story and heavy language. Do not read unless you are 18+.


In the final room, I was up against Bowser, Ganon and Mother Brain. With my final blow, I sent all of them flying far away out of the castle and bam, they were gone, I had defeated them with my final blow.

Later on that night I walked back to Peach's Castle to talk to Peach, Zelda, and Samus about my accomplishment. I got to the door and opened it and they were sitting at a table inside the room.

Peach: Josh!

Josh: Hey

Zelda: So you beat them all? Right on.

Josh: Yeah it wasent that hard, just doing my work being a loyal Nintendo fan.

Samus: Well next time mabey we can help you.

Josh: Nah its fine.

I went and sat over on the bed while Peach, Zelda and Samus were still at the table.

Josh: Oh man I am tired, what I would do for a massage.
Peach: Oh and you want us to do it?
Josh: Well I dont really mind who does, I just would like one.
Samus: Well I am an expert at keeping the body fresh and healthy with massages.

Samus came over to the bed and sat down and started rubbing my back.

Josh: Oh yeah, thats great Samus, you are an angel.

Zelda and Peach came over to the bed

Zelda: I will work you arms, Peach can do something else mabey.

Josh: Thats fine.......mmmmm...

I started to fall asleep as the girls massaged me and as I was falling asleep, one of the girls flicked the lights so now it was darker in the room.
I had noticed I was on my back as they flipped me over and all 3 girls were on the bed with me massaging me.

Josh: I dont mind how you girls do it.

All of a sudden, Samus slowly started rubbing my stomoch, then she slowly went for my underwear.

Josh: Samus what are you doing?

Samus: Massaging you.

Josh: But......I.....

Then she started to go lower to where my dick was.

Josh: Samus.....

I started to blush really red. Zelda and Peach then wrapped their arms around me and kissed me on my cheeks. After that, they started undressing. Samus started to take my clothes off. Now we were all laying in our undies and panties.

Peach: Josh, get ready for the night of your life.

Samus slid my underwear down and my dick was sticking up. She started rubbing it and then started sucking on it. Everyone took their clothes off.

Zelda: Mmmmm, let me kiss it too.

Zelda went over to join Samus in the dick sucking fest while Peach scooted over to my face and spread her pussy and then sat on my face. I started to lick her pussy as it tasted sweet like honey. I used my hands to grab her legs as I licked and licked the soft rose petals of Peach's vagina as it was mother nature at it's best.

Josh: Oh guys, im really embarressed now, this is my first time.

Zelda: Hehe, now here is some sucking for you Joshy.

Zelda started sucking on my cock as I saw her cheeks suck in and she closed her eyes and moved her mouth up and down. Then samus started sucking my cock and did the same.

Samus: Well I think its time for the next step gals.

As Samus said with a smile on her face. Peach went over to wisper in their ears.

Peach: *Let me go first.*

Zelda: *Ok.*

They stopped whispering and then Zelda came up to my face part and layed next to me.

Peach climbed on top of me and grabbed my dick.

Josh: Wait guys, im a virgin.....I....uh...I....ack!!!

Peach grabbed my dick and shoved it inside her pussy, taking my virginity. I went in shock and gasped as my eyes widened as my dick finaly got inside the depths of a pussy, after all these years. Peach sat on top of me and started to bounce up and down on me as my dick was feeling the fast walls inside her pussy. It was the greatest feeling ever!! I grabbed her hips as her pussy tightened on my hard cock as she just moved her body up and down gripping my dick as it kept shoving inside her over and over and over. Zelda just hugged me and kiss me while Samus started masturbating to Peach on my dick. Peach's breasts were bouncing up a down as she bounced on me.

Josh: Ah, this feels so good!
Peach: You like it huh? I knew you would you little pervert!

It was time for me to make the decisions. I wanted to fuck Zelda now and wanted Peach and Samus to turn me on even more. So Zelda scooted next to me as I got up in a doggy-style position and so did she. I grabbed Zelda's fine ass and I shoved my dick inside her and started to stroke her.

As I was stroking Zelda, Peach got to the front of Zelda and opened her legs and scooted next to Zelda's Face. Zelda went lower as I fucked her and she started to lick Peach's pussy which turned me on even more and I started to fuck Zelda faster. Samus then sat her ass on top of Peach and let Peach lick her pussy which turned me on even more as I was fucking a girl that was putting on a pussy licking show for me.

I started getting so horney that I was on level 3 which was the state where I wanted to come. But since I havent fucked Samus yet, I would want to let my load in her. So I got Samus and went up to her body and bent her legs in the air with her ass facing upwards. I than stuck my dick inside her and I was getting such a big orgasm from this. Peach went up to Samus's face and the licking continued.

I got to the point I was getting so fucking horney that I was going to blast my cum right straight into Samus's pussy.

Josh: I am cumming soon!! I have to pull.

Zelda: Well pull then.

Josh: Do you want me to!?

Peach: Nah, its under control.

Samus: *gasp* *pant* Josh......*pant*.....blast your fucking cum right in my pussy. BLAST YOUR LOAD DOWN MY HOLE!!!

Josh: Huh!?

Zelda: Dont mess with his mind like that or he will.

Peach: Um, its no prob. It is under control.

I was ramming my dick inside Samus faster and faster and faster and my body shifted towards her tender ass. I was fucking her so fast I was like a starved Metroid without blood for days. Samus's breasts bounced up and down as she layed on the bed as I constantly rammed her like a fucking jackhammer at a construction site.

Josh: Im gonna cum!!

Samus: Do it!! Shoot every last fucking drop inside me!!

Josh: EEEEeaaaagghhh!!

Samus: *scream*

I slowly looked at my dick as we heard a few splats, splurts, and funny bubbly noises.

Samus: Yes.....Yes!!

Cum started oozing out the cracks of her pussy and I slowly pulled my long huge dick from her pussy and as I pulled it out, a stream of cum came dripping off of my dick from the hole of her pussy as it limped down against the bed. Cum was driping off my dick as her pussy got filled with cum.

After I filled her hole, I went and put my mouth on her pussy and told her to cum. She cummed right into my mouth and I drank her pussy-cum and then swallowed it. (Yummy!)
ne. So that is a trademark.

But I wasent done yet, I wanted to fill Peach and Zelda.

Zelda: Can I feel some also?

Josh: Sure

I got Zelda in a doggy style and now it was time to blast the 2nd load in her. I started jerking into her faster and faster as my dick got horney again. I loved the feeling of my dick slamming against the walls of this princess.

Peach and Samus wanted to start fisting while I fucked her, so they began. Samus gripped both her hands and then shoved her first into her pussy working her way in, then she worked her other first into her asshole. She kept fisting Peach as Peach felt a big orgasm and then started cumming. Samus pulled out the first fist from her pussy and it dripped with Peach's cum, then Samus pulled out the second fist from the other hole and it was dry.

Zelda: Ah yes, yes!!

With a final thrust, I shot my 2nd load into Zelda and it squirted deep into her vagina. She collapsed on the bed, and a stream of cum went on the bed. Peach and Samus went to Zelda's pussy and she sprayed them with cum and it dripped off their faces. They licked each drop of her cum by licking each other's fingers and putting them into each other's mouths.

Peach: Ok im next.

Peached layed down on the bed on her side and I grabbed one of her leg and held it up as I scooted my body towards her. I then shoved my dick inside her and started screwing her good.

Peach: Oh Josh

I did her fast and then unleashed my cum into her hole also and then pulled out as a stream of cum went on the bed. I commanded Peach to cum on my dick and she opened her pussy and then blasted a bunch of her pussy-cum onto my hard dick.

After her pussy-cum went on my hard dick, I turned Peach over and fucked her dry asshole and then pulled my dick out. Her asshole dripped with her own cum.

One last thing I wanted to try (since this is the Nintendo World and you can pretty much do anything.) I put my fingers toward my head and closed my eyes and jumped by orgasm level up a notch using the Nintendo Power.

After that I slammed my dick into Zelda's pussy and filled it up with cum. Then she got another orgasm and I told her to aim in the air. She aimed in the air and shot gushes of cum and pussy-cum straight in the air which also hit the fan. It hit the fan and rickashayed off the fan onto walls, the bed, and onto us, and everywhere.

I grabbed Peach, Zelda, and Samus's heads and opened each of their mouths.

I stuck my dick into Peach's mouth and shot inside her.

Josh: One for you.

Then I stuck my dick into Zelda's mouth and shot inside her.

Josh: One for you.

Then I stuck my dick into Samus's mouth and shot inside her.

Josh: And one for you.

Peach, Zelda, and Samus all layed there tired out with cum dripping from their mouths, faces, pussies, assholes, everywhere. Not a hole or area was uncovered. Cum was just oozing out of every hole, every area, every tit, and every mouth. They thought they could pwn me, but it seems I pwned them.

The bed was drentched and soak and wet. It was so wet from all the cumming from everyone, everyone was laying in the mixture of puddles of cum on the bed.

Everyone just sat there with our eyes closed drentched in loads of cum, gasping and panting like we had the biggest fuck of our lives. Everyone lost their virginity in a matter of minutes.

We all feel asleep on the bed as the girls hugged me, and I hugged them. The night drifted away, and the soft winds blowed.

A few months passed, all of the girls got pregnant and I had to force them to take the pill. It was the greatest experiene a Nintendo Fan ever had.

I fucked each one of them good, and that my friends, was the final level.


Btw, a note to the readers, if you ever have unprotected sex, dont be a dumbass and cum inside. Make sure you know when to pull.

I am 20 and I am still a virgin. I dont plan on losing my virginity till I am married because of religion and morals. But its only a matter of time before I go where no Nintendo Fan has gone before.

I have never had a girlfriend, and a girl only kissed me once. I would do anything for a girlfriend.

I advise everyone not to lose your virginity till you are married because if you dont, you're going to possibly regret losing it as I know alot of guys who wished they never have had sex and wanted to be virgins again, but they couldnt.

But its everyone's destiny and path in life, and you choose your own path. But if you are not sure, best to wait it out because you may feel empty. But if Peach, Zelda and Samus were real, mabey I would have second thoughts. I'd do anything to fuck them.

Also, I masturbated to this story after I was do

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